Apa2 jakkk...

Suatu pagi yang indah….wata bangun jam 8 pagi. Entah kena jampi apa wata boleh pula bangun awal time weekend mcm ni sedangkan malam tadi wata tido jam 2 pagi sbb ada Dinner Opem.

Wata jelling bakul baju kotor wata. Hemmmphhhh…*mengeluh….

Kalau big bos (mak wata) nampak tu….

Sah2 wata kena ceramah rumah tangga 1 minggu….

“anak dara apa mcm ni”

“hang p la buat lagu ni kat mak mertua hang..esoknya hang dah kena halau”

(Ni skrip permanent warga ibu2 kat anak2 ppuan mereka)

Mak sapa yang tak pernah habaq mcm ni kat anak ppuan dia…

Kasi tau kat wata….(calon ssuai utk jadi mak mertua wata)..

Hahahaha….

Seb bek la pagi ni sifat kerajinan tu ada….

So, wata melangkah dok lenggang lenggok g level 1…

Tempat laundry….(nak basuh pakai tgn…kirim salam la)..

Hehehehe…bukan malas..Cuma khidupan kat U ni lain mcm cikt…

Busybody cikit la….payah nak da masa free…ß--lebih kpd ayat cover…

Wata msukkan syiling…sumbat baju2 wata dlm mesin tu….

Then wata blah…takda kejadahnya nak tggu lama2 kat situ…

45 minit kut…sapa rajin nak tcongok tggu kat situ….

Sampai bilik…wata plan nak mandi terus….

Tapi……laptop wata pandang wata semacam…

Penuh godaan duniawi….

Cissss!....luntur iman baik wata….

Takpe2…wata online kejap la…

Before mandi….

Nak check FB…

Kut2 da mamat encem add wata ke…msg wata ke….

*mood gatal datang balik…

Online punya online…

5 minit berlalu….

10 minit berlalu…

45 minit berlalu….

Arrrggghhh….makin wata nak opline…

Makin best lak chat ngan genk2 kapak wata….

Time ni pula depa tu rajin nak chat…

Wata layan ga la….

Sampai hempon wata dok menjerit….”Lonely..i’m so lonely…”

Halamak! Potong stim tui la…

Sapa lak rajin2 dok kol time mcm ni…..

Wata capai hempon tu…tertera nama…”Mr. Admire”…

Sampai ke telinga senyuman wata….

Hehehehe…(suka la tuuuu)…

Ehem3…*wata adjust suara jap…kasi mndayu2 cikit….

“helo”

“helo mir. Ko buat apa tu? Busy ka?”

Hah! Ambik kau. Bertubi2 soklan beliau.

“Nda da buat apa2. Online jak. Napa la?”

Lembut suara wata…tkut tkantoi baru bgn la…

“Emmm..saya d raff ni. Mau shoot Japan tapi member2 saya x datang pula…blab la bla….”

Panjang ulasan beliau menerangkan keadaan beliau saat itu….

Dringkaskan…dia nak shoot Japan. Tapi member dia buat hal. Tak jwb kol tak reply msg…..

“Ko boleh datang teman saya di sini?”

Hahahaha….bertambah semangat jiwa…

Itu ayat yang memang dtunggu2….*senyum jahat…

Mr. Admire ni x paham tui la…

Tak yah tanya mcm tu…kompem2 la wata mau…

“emm..boleh jak. Tapi tggu sekejap la…mau mandi jap ni”

Pa lagi….dgn pantas dan cergas wata g level 1…

Ambik baju2 wata dari mesin tadi….

Sampai di situ…

Wata menyaksikan satu scenario yang bikin panas hati wata…

Mesin tu still brjalan g…

Tapi da sekor minah tu slamba burung unta jak..

Kasi keluar baju2 wata dri mesin tu..

Sedangkan masih remain 15 minit g…

Wata melangkah dgn muka x puas hati…

“kenapa ko kasi kluar baju2 saya ni. Mesin tu masih berjalan lagi”

Siot. Cilake. Punya la muka dia kantoi habis…

Wata tunjuk muka sehabis garang la time tu….

“sorry akak, saya mau cepat tadi..”

Alasan bliau…bagi wata lansung tak munasarawak.

Kok ya pun..mana boleh dia buat mcm tu….

Unethical behavior tul laaa..(bak kata lect MGT wata)….

Simpati ga la tgok muka beliau..tapi wata harus bertegas…

Ada la dalam sminit dua wata buka sesi kaunseling percuma dgn beliau…

Pas satel ngan dia..wata nek bilik…mandi…

Cian Mr. Admire tggu lama2 nnti…..:)

Pas mandi..wata angkut baju2 wata tadi g ampaian bawah….

Siap sidai…wata g rafff….

Dari jauh Mr. Admire nampak cumil ngan baju stripe hitam pink beliau…

Cehhhh…gugur jantung wata….

Ni mesti beliau guna jampi serampah nii…

Sampai wata boleh jadi mcm ni..

Hehehehe..

Bla…bla..bla…kami dok story2 jap…

Dgr bliau mengadu ttg member dia yang 2 ekor tuuu….

Then, malas nak tggu insane berdua tu lagiii…

Kami pun study la kat situ…

Focus giler wata study….

Hahahaha…maklum la…

Kena jaga saham depan beliau….

Pastu..kami lunch sama2…

J…J…gembiranya jantung….

Tapi…bagai dipanah petir wata..

Bila member dia tu kol ajak shoot..

Kuang ajaq tul.

Wrong timing siot la.

Baru mau ada feel tadi.

Setelah minta maaf..beliau g fac tuk shoot…

Before tu ada la sesi pujuk memujuk antara kami…

Walaupun wata tak cakap apa2…

“It’s ok..”..

Beliau tau wata mara & mjuk…

*hehehe..inilah keistimewaan beliau….

Balik bilik wata tidooo….

Hahahaha….lumrah time weekend…

Sekali lagi nikmat weekend wata dicabar….

Beliau kol..mau jumpa d bawah blok wata…

Wata g la jumpa dia….

Dok cerita pasai mcm2 la….

Sharing2 la kunun nya….

Ada ga la sesi emo cikit bila ungkit history zaman dinosaur dulu…

Dekat jam 5 mcm tu….

Member wata yang empunya slogan “back to the future” tu kol…

Ajak g kuar…..

Ni xda plan2 punya org…

Rasa nak g..trus blah….

So, kami pun g Sunway Pyramid….

Wata la yang paling excited….

*jgn berani lak cop wata ni jakun…>_<

Sasaran utama wata…..

1.   Baju2 cumil…*normal la bgi ppuan kan…hihihi..

2.   Op cos la “Karaoke”….

Tapi depa lak nak tgok movie….

Wata on jak….

Sekali tgok barisan beli tiket….

Chit! Damn!

Dah mcm barisan mangsa2 kebuluran yang b’atur ambik makanan….

Hmmmm…(-_-)….

Tambah haru g…

Bila sampai kaunter…

Cite yang kami pilih….dah full!

Cilok laaaa…..

Nak tak nak….

Tgok cerita kantonis…

Seumur hidup…ni la 1^st wata g cinema tgok cite kantonis…

Xpa la kan…..experience…ß---nak sedapkan hati sendri….

Tu pun jam 11.55pm….

2 jam menunggu kami g karaoke…

Hahahahaha…

Dream comes true!

30 lagu….sampai pecah anak tekak….

Puas hati wata….*muka setan….(*_*)…

Habis tgok movie…kami dok lepak…

Alang2 nak balik kolej…

Last2 sampai kolej jam 6.30 am….

Huhuhu….

Naik bilik jak..trs zzzz….

P/s : wata ni bukan kaki jalan…so jalan cikit jak pun wata cepat letih. Sepjg dlm keta wata tido…..huhuhuuh..

SAF....

Alkisah bermula…zaman dulu kala (ciss…bukan men g wata pnya entry )….saje mau bantai teknik kesasterawan wata. Awat? Ingat dak bisnes xda bakat ka mau jadi the second A. Samad Said.  Duit duit ga..naluri ketamanan bunga bungaan di hati ttap ada ga. Chop3….udah2 la wata merapu serabai ni….”back to the future2”…ni slogan wata punya bestfriend, c frank. Sat ni…dok sah tanya sapo kejadahnya beliau ni. Da masa wata kasi srory2 pasal membr wata ni yang sekor ni. Sat ni wata mau story pasal history wata masuk Sukan Antara Fakulti sebagai wakil wata punya fac.

Cuba teka wata masuk sukan apa? (sengih kuda)…

Wata tanya ini soklan sama wata punya member…

Tup2 beliau dengan selamba keldai jawab..

“apa g, mesti ko masuk ragbhi kan. Tu jak la sukan yang ssuai sama ko”

Silake. Siot. Wata rasa ringan jak jemari halus wata ni cium pipi beliau.

Seb bek beliau encem…ciss..(ayat gatal)…huahahahahaha….

Swimming! Ni la sukan yang wata ambik. Hebat tak? Hebat tak? (melambung hidung wata). Huk huk huk. Wata bajet…mesti ada yang dok kerut dahi x puas hati baca ni.

Muka mcm vampire x cukup darah, boleh ke jadi swimmer?....

(antara sumpahan yang wata suspek dihamburkan makhluk2 Tuhan yang mbaca blog ni)…

Jawapan wata..simple jak…pernah dgr tak pepatah ni….

“don’t jugde a book by it’s cover”

Capo yang x prnah dgr….g tanya bdak2 tadika….:)…

Jangan maro yaa…wata gurau2 sayang jak….

Ok! Merapu lagi. Back to the future.

Ya..wata sama se1 g member wata masuk team renang fac.

Ye la…dua2 sama suka berenang….pa g..tanpa dok mau fikir2 panjang….

Kami decide join team renang. Cikit punya excited. Satu mggu dok senyum mcm orang terlebih oxygen. (jgn cuba bayangkan mcm mana wata punya muka senyum mcm tu). Sumpah. Mmg huduh! Hahahahaha…..

Tambah excited extra kaw2 punya….bila kena kasi swimsuit  jenama Speedo…FOC!

Gempak tak gempak wata punya fac. Ok2, dahhhhh…jgn tayang muka cmburu lak…hehehehe…semua swimmer kena kasi swimsuit, google, cap & bathrobe prcuma. Semua dok semangat jitu! Kunun2 nya mmg mau buat yang sehabis baik la..time tournament tu nnti.  Owh ya…pasal teammate renang wata…emmm..next time la wata cerita ya. Panjang ! 4 hari belum tentu habis kalau wata mau cerita. Tapi….jeng jeng jeng….ada “hot stuff” pasal depa semua tu. Tggu wata covr ttg depa kat next episode ya.

Berbalik pada pokok pangkal post ni….ke-excited-san kami dibunuh sadis dengan 1^st training….

Silake! Penat doeh! Semput rasa jiwa training tahap macm tu. Berenang 20m je ponnnnn….wata rasa mcm dunia dah kiamat. Sumpah! Mmg penat! Kalau tak prcaya..tanya la teammate wata…(kalau kenal depa la)….hik hik hik.

Itu baru 20m. wata punya training…mengalahkan training jadi askar. Kena berenang banyak kali…kalau slow swim mcm duyung tuuuu…kacang hangus jak buat wata. Ni, encik coach pula mau kami berenang dgn full volume speed.

Ayat wajib beliau…..

“cepat2…last two”….

Hah! Mcm lipas kudung kami berenang bila dgr last two…

Pastuuuu…ingatkan boleh rehat….

Tapi dengan wajah yang super innocent beliau mencarut lagi….

“ok guys…get ready..last six..”

Hampeh tak?

Kami punya hidung dah mcm hidung hippo dah tahan semput.

Sinabeng tui la….

Dengan lemparan wajah menyiga dalam cover…kami wat ga….

Tapi…encik coach kami mmg terbaik laaa…

Beliau mmg over sporting la….

Cuma beliau agak strict la time training.

Alaaa..normal la kan…

Kalau tak….apa nak jadi ngan kami….

Awalnya…semua rajin dok datang praktis. Sanggup ulang alik dari puncak alam ke shah alam everyday. Tapi, bila dah rasa tersksa jiwa raga….asyik ponteng training je krja. Contoh terdekat..wata sendiri la….hahahahaha…

Alaaa….manusia kan….mmg mcm ni (ayat cover)…..

Tapi tak la byk kali sgt wata ponteng…sekali skala la…time wata rasa mcm nazak tahap icu, baru wata ponteng. Other than that..i’m a good girl..:)

Pasal training…satu lagi hal yang wata x puas hati. Wata asyik cramp jak!

Berenang sciput..cramp. bergerak seinci..cramp.

Sampaikan da tahap wata mmg fedup sama kaki wata….

Kang ada ga yang wata potong kasi pak rimau makan….

Huk huk huk…..

And part yang paling best pasal wata punya training…..

Hehehehehe…..(muka mgatal)….

Kami campur laki ppuan….

Syok tak syok….<-------dgn muka setan……

Dalam mengah2 cari oxygen tu..mata wata sempat ga la toleh kiri kanan…

Kut2 ada asthon kutcher vrsi Malaysia….

Boleh wata atur strategi padu…..

Hahahaha…

Tapi wata aim orng Sabah laa….

Reason?...next time wata dedahkan rahsia hati wata…*peace….

(jejaka2 sabah yang baca blog wata ni, diminta jgn riak dulu ye..)

Jgn dok ingt laki jak yang pantang nampak ppuan berdahi licin….

Ppuan apa kurangnya…

Bro, air tenang jgn dsangka xda buaya darat..kih kih kih….

Conversation jitu antara wata sama member wata (Fify)….

“Fy, yang belah kanan baju biru tu hencem cehhh”

“oiii maakk..tggi nya dia tu…muka pun cumil”

“weehh…wata rasa yang dok kat sberang tu asyik pandang wata je dari tadi”..

Lebih kurang mcm tu laa….scenario ppuan bila nampak hot guy….

Haaah….pe g kepada jejaka2 skalian….

Silalah sentiasa dalam keadaan macho. Kerana anda boleh “diserang” bila2 oleh panahan mata si dara”…..

Habaq pasal hot guy ni….(senyum sumbing)….

Last two days before tournament…

Da beberapa group dari fac lain yang training sama2 kami…

Time tu la wata jumpa dengan 2 hot guys dari fac elec & 1 dari fac la…

(harap maaf…nama terpaksa dirahsiakan)….hehehehehe….

Niat di hati nak “pancing” la kununnya…

Tapi nasib la hati wata setia pada “encik admire” wata….

(encik admire? Sapa tu?)

Sabo sabo….wata tau y’all curious…

Pasal encik admire…t wata buat edisi khas untuk menjwab segala prsoklan ttg insan misteri ni…..

Berbalik pada hot guys yang wata cerita tadi…..

Yang dari fac elect u….dua2 dah jadi member wata sekarang…\

Alkisah pula dengan si encem yang dari fac law tu….

Sedang asyik wata pasang umpan dok cerita2 sama beliau….

Beliau lak tanya 1 soklan yang mhancurkan keadaan…

“u dari fac mana? Sport rec ekk”

“eh, bukan laaa. I dari fac bisnes” <------terasa bgga kena suspek bdak sport. Rasa hebat la…ciiiisss….hihihiihi…

“u pula, fac mana?” I tnya dia soklan yang sama…

“owh, I dari fac law”….

LAW?

X  pasai2 wata terus  angkat kaki….

Terus ucp bye2 and blah….

Kuangajaq x?....

Huhuhuhu….

Terkebil kebil beliau….

Wata buat mcm tu sbb…..

Fac law adalan “musuh” utama kami dalam acara renang…

Hehehehehe…

Faham2 la yeeee….:)

Lagi satu…wata sengaja buat mcm tu…

Kunun nya jual mahal la….

Biar kasi up cikit saham wata di pasaran…hahahaha…

Tapi honest,…wata mnta maaf la sama itu law’s guy….

Wata teremosi cikt time tu sbb nervous kalah ngan bdk fac law….

Huhuhuhu…

Harap la beliau maafkan wata….(amin)….

Aigooo aigooo…..

Punya dok lama wata dah mengadap lappy wata ni…

Assignment wata jeling je dari tadi….

(buat2 tak nampak assignment yang blambak tu)

Hehehehe….

Time to stress..(erti kata lain…study)….

Nak  tau ttg edisi sterusnya…

Jgn lupa update blog wata ni….

JUDGEMENT

JUDGEMENT

Some people love to judge on everything around them. Just like nothing is good in their eyes, except themselves. I don’t know what make these people feel like they are perfect enough to judge on other.

“Damn, look at how she dressed up. What a disaster.”

“Her hair messed.”

“My goodness, who she thinks she is to stand up there.”

“He’s not qualified enough for me.”

“Your make up make you look like a ghost.”

I believe all of you had experienced this yourself. Someone, somewhere around you must be one of these people that have a “judgment” as their hobby. For me, these kinds of peoples are really annoyed. They talk like they are all perfect but were they? Actually, when they judge on other, that means that person has something that they don’t.

If they judge on how you dressed up, means she wants dressed up like you but she couldn’t. If she says the makeup doesn’t suit you, means you look gorgeous and she envy that. It’s very simple, right. She won’t say such thing if she didn’t feel unsecure of you. She talks like that to make herself feel better.

Well, it’s not easy to deal with this type of person. I have a friend who talking about this kind of stuff from the moment she wake up in the morning until she sleep at the night. My ears get tired of it. Everyone surround us are looking suck for her. While for me, those people she’s talking about just look fine and normal. I once asked her this….

“Why you get so fanatic on other people matters?”

“I’m saying this for their own goods.”

“Are you sure it works that way? Because I don’t see it’s just like what you say.”

“Well, maybe they are the one who can’t accept the truth. They feel they are good enough already, while the truth they’re not. Plus, they are just way too ego to admit what I’m saying were true.”

“Are you good enough to judge them? I’m saying this because the way I see is that some of them are better than you. You have to stop this. You are just making yourself being hate by them.”

When you judge on people, you’ll get nothing but being hate by them. What if they are judging on you. I bet you would feel the same too. Annoyed, uncomfortable and get pissed off that. Everyone has their own way of life.

I like purple but you like green.

I love movie and you love shopping.

I’m good at swimming but you’re good at ice-skating.

I’m allergic to seafood but that’s your favorite food.

I love reading but you hate books.

See?  We have our own life, right. What I love to do, doesn’t mean other should like it too. What I like, maybe it’s not something you would like too. Sometime we could be very different with someone but sometime we’re similar to someone. All we need is to respect each other as long as they don’t get over the line. Everyone have the right to choose what they want to be and which path they rather take.

You might feel the judgment as a positive way to giving an advice to someone. You should know, not all could accept such criticize. If you really want to advice on someone, let it be just between you and her. Don’t do it openly and let other know of it. It would bring shame to her. If you are her, you also don’t want it to be that way.

The best way is that try to accept everyone for who and how they exactly are. That would be better for all. Both her weaknesses and strengths, you accept it honestly. Try to understand them better instead of judge on them. Some people are really hard for you to approach them and get to know them. However, don’t ever assume of things that you yourself not sure about. Get to know them first, then, get to understand them. Everything would be ok.